"Gi-gi pick my pee-pee off!"

During our holiday weekend at my parent's house, I left Dan to bath both boys while I scurried around getting their pajamas out of the suitcase and the guestrooms set-up with the pack-n-plays. I came back into the bathroom to find both boys in the tub, and Dan laughing hysterically.

"What?" I demanded to know what was so funny.

"Look!" pointed Dan.

I looked down into the tub -- Cole was looking very pissed off, and Graham was very intently pulling on Cole's little wienie.

"Tell Mama what's the matter, Cole."

"GI-GI PICK MY PEE-PEE OFF!" he whined.

I had to laugh. "Pick it up? or Pick it OFF?"

"OFF!" He wailed. "GI-GI PULL MY PEE-PEE OFF!"

When Cole noticed that Dan and I were too busy laughing to take care of the situation, he took matter into his own hands. He turned to Graham and assumed a very authoritative tone and shook his pointer finger in Graham's face. "Graham Daniel Simons, NO-NO!" he scolded. Then he looked at Dan and I and shot us his proudest grin, pee-pee intact and all.